“Woof woof. Bark. Howl. Bark-howl-woof,”*
-Dog to English translation?
My mom rescued me from St. Tammany Animal Shelter in Lacombe, Louisiana on June 25, 2018. She says her and my Dad picked me because I was the only dog not barking but I think they picked me because I was cute.
I have a Lab head and body…..just on itty bitty legs. I mean, how many Labrador and Bassett Hound mixes have you seen in your lifetime? If the answer is anything than “none”, please send my human an email because that may have been my cousin.
If I had a bone for every time someone asked me, “Where are your legs” then the sign on the door would read “TUBBS LAW”. The Sheppard Law logo is actually true to size, I’m only 2 inches tall in real life. Plus a foot or two. Ok, it wouldn’t actually say that because I’m a dog and I can’t get a law license. But y’all catch my drift- people think I am adorable and tease me about being short.
My Mom sure has a lot of credentials so of course I had to follow in her footsteps. In addition to being a working dog, I’m also an avid protector of the office from cats. When I’m not telling cats this is my office, I like to comfort Mom’s clients. And if it’s a dog who eats 12 meals a day, well, you won’t find a more experienced canine this side of the Mississippi.
Make sure you tell my Mom I’m funny. I have aspirations to be a stand up comic but I think that may be tough. Especially when people think I’m still sitting when I’m actually standing.
If you have allergies or don’t like dogs, don’t tell my Mom. I’m kidding- please tell her so she can make sure I’m put up when you meet with her. It doesn’t offend me one bit. I personally don’t like cats and vacuum cleaners and my mom is allergic to something she calls “BS”.
I can’t wait to meet you and make your visits to Sheppard Law a little less stressful. Don’t worry about paying me an hourly rate--- I work “pro-bone-o”. For bones! *
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